Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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