Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
