I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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