well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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