My room smells like vodka and shame
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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