Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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