GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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