No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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