we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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