Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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