I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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