white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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