it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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