i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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