I need help removing her.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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