my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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