he thought i was a dude.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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