Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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