I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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