i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Actions speak louder than pants.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
third nipple confirmed
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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