You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I think I just sharted jello shots
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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