I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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