were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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