i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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