I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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