Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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