Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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