called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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