sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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