We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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