It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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