Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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