So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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