so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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