okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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