Already got asked if we're dating
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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