Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
