? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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