Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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