im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Randomize
