so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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