You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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