does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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