he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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