Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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