Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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