i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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