no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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