does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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