I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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